1. It gives you the key to it’s heart on the first day.
2. Only needs to be fed once a week.
3. Maintenance is every few months Mani pedi? yah right.
4. When it’s hot outside, it keeps you cool.
5. When it’s cold outside, it keeps you warm.
6. When it’s raining outside, it keeps you dry.
7. When you put your foot down it does exactly what you want it to do, no questions asked.
8. No in-laws, ’nuff said.
9. Trust is never an issue, you say “Go!” it says “How fast?”
10. Turns on instantly, no romance needed.
11. When you put on the breaks, it stops, no questions asked.
12. If you hit on another one, it doesnt get jealous, just a bit banged up.

What’s your favorite thing about your car, that your real valentine can’t compete with? Answer in the comments below