What a Car Enthusiast(Man) Looks for in a Woman – Epic Overload
I watched the Tyra Banks show a week ago with my wife and the theme of the show was what a women can do to attract the right men. Well ladies, I hope you’re paying attention. It’s not about high heels, ear rings, tanning, Louis Vuitton bags, or the embellishment of certain body parts(although it couldn’t hurt). I mean, sure you may catch a guy’s eye with a combination of those things, but it won’t have a lasting effect. What you are about to witness is a woman that has captured the hearts of men around the globe.
…sure she could have fled the scene leaving her trusty 335 to an aquatic grave.
Uncompromising Companionship
This is the type of dedication that will attract a quality man. Sure she could have fled the scene leaving her trusty 335 to an aquatic grave. More than likely her insurance would have covered any kind of damage including perhaps a full on replacement. Instead, she honors the sacred contract between a vehicle and it’s owner. You know, the contract that states the owner’s vow to protect said vehicle from all enemies, both foreign and domestic.
…unfazed by it’s surroundings, the beast awoke
Beauty and the Beast
You see, the BMW 335 promises to deliver jaw dropping power to it’s owners while asking nothing more than the occasional oil change and maintenance check up in return. This woman valiantly entered the coupe from the rear to minimize water damage and maximize the chances of this 335′s survival. After navigating through the cabin to the driver seat, she firmly pressed the start engine button and prayed her trusty companion would awake from it’s deep slumber. As if unfazed by it’s surroundings, the beast awoke with the same beefy growl so familiar to the woman. Today it seemed quite a bit heartier. After running its startup diagnostics, the Bavarian steed signaled to it’s owner that all systems were go and it was ready to brave the challenges ahead. Our heroine brushed the excess water from her brow, checked her blindspot out of habit, and accelerated into a watery abyss.
The Bottom Line
Showing this kind of dedication to the cars we love says “till death do us part” in a way unparalleled by the most lavish of weddings bankrolled by daddy. This feat earns this woman our most esteemed award of awesomeness, Epic Overload.
